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Joke of the Day
"What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes? REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS"
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"I got infatuated with a pizza. I thought it was just a *crust*. But damn, it was love at first *slice*"
"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"
"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""
"Instagram makes me feel like the world's only employed person."
"My ex dumped me because of my constant Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Fed Leapord."
"What's the difference between eating pussy and eating apple pie? You can eat your mom's apple pie."
"Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London... Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam."
"""If I weigh 400 pounds and can lift 600 pounds, shouldn't I be able to fly by lifting the chair I'm sitting in?"""