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Joke of the Day
"What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes? REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS"
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"Divorce is tough on some kids. Others are just happy to be single again."
"Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball? All those spikes hurt his hands"
"What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system silly!"
"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."
"Telling a girl to calm down: works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."
"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"
"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."
"Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Truth or dare I: M: I:.. Dare M: I dare you to give me this job I:(under breath) Damn she's good"
"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"