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Joke of the Day
"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"
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"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."
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"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."