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Joke of the Day

"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."

"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"

"the existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog"

"I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+ is at the blood test."

"What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings? I'm sari."

"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"

"NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC? Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in."