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Joke of the Day
"A pregnant pause is like a regular pause but it doesn't have a period."
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"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""
"Triscuits are a good snack if you've already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands"
"How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"My local dollar store burned down Over $3000 worth of merchandise was lost"
"Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her."
"It's annoying how mirrors are always all like, ""Hey, c'mere. I wanna show you something gross about you."""
"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"
"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"