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Joke of the Day

"It's annoying how mirrors are always all like, ""Hey, c'mere. I wanna show you something gross about you."""

"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."

"What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity? ""Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."""

"If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"

"Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: Wasabi?"

"When I sing with my headphones in I think, ""Why don't I have a record deal?!""...Then I take them out and I know why."

"People always complain that Jewish people have all the money. Well if 6 million of your people died, you'd expect at least some inheritance"

"So I had to put German food in a container one time... It was a real wurst case scenario"

"Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!"