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Joke of the Day
"Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her."
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"Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make yourself useful Me: Flies away"
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"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"