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Joke of the Day

"Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back."

"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."

"A boy asks his dad Boy: Daddy why do we call Mr Brown, brown? Dad: Probably cause he poops brown. Boy: like Mr White I guess."

"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."

"i just sighed so hard that i blew out a candle that was 2 feet away from me. tragic."

"What did papa butter say to troublesome son butter? You had *butter* behave now, alright son? I sure know you don't want to get *whipped*!"

"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."

"In was in a bar the other day. The barman said ""I see your glass is empty. Do you want another one?"" Why the fuck would I want 2 empty glasses?"

"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."

"I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area."