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Joke of the Day

"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"

"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."

"""What the FUCK is going on?!?!?"" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)"

"If I had a time machine I'd destroy the invention of autotune and say ""good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"""

"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."

"A hole in my heart... There's a hole in my heart ever since Macho Man Randy Savage died a hole that can only be filled if I snap into a slim Jim"

"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""

"My voicemail greeting: Hey, it's me. Please hang up and text me."

"Latey, my aphabet has been a the pace, I bame the fact there's ""noel"""

"I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU'RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel"