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Joke of the Day

"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"

"I didn't know it was Earth Day I'm usually in the dark on it..."

"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."

"Have you heard of the new resturant on the moon? Great food...but no atmosphere."

"What did the Irishman text his Wife? ""Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."""

"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""

"WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ."

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. ba dum tish!"

"The presidential race between Hillary and Trump reminds me of the first AVP movie. Whoever wins, we lose."