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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"
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"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."
"Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"
"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."
"ME EVREY MORNIG: nonono no noNO no NONO NO!!! ME EVREY NIGHT: u know wat wil make my morning amazing?! setting my favorite song as my alarm"
"A cook's apprentice is throwing copious amounts of herbs into the dish When the cook walks in and says ""STOP WASTING MY THYME"""
"Why are riddles about trees so hard? Because they always leave you stumped!"
"Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would."
"god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy"
"My neighbour is in the Guinness book of world records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact."