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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"
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"Nothing soothes the soul like seeing a huge muscular guy walking with a tiny ice cream cone"
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"The prince didn't mind living in his father's luxurious house but some days it was hard living in the chateau of his father"
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