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Joke of the Day
"Why are riddles about trees so hard? Because they always leave you stumped!"
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"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite the crust and lick out the jelly before you get the meaty bit."
"What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy."
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"I was playing Monopoly with a couple of friends and picked the hat piece, winked, and said... M'nopoly."
"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."
"A history professor was given a boring lecture about Russian dictators Finally, an exasperated student exclaimed,""stop, you're putin me to sleep"""
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."