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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator."

"Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?"

"Have you got a copy of ""Living with a small penis ?"" Librarian ""I don't think its in yet"" ""Yep thats the one"" I replied"

"What do you call cows that are best friends? Brovines."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."

"ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight? HER: no not yet!! i'm totally free and available ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do"

"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"

"I was so drunk last night at the bar. When I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition."

"I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but... I tried to read a book on Nordic countries, but I couldn't Finnish."

"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"