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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator."

"How do mathematicians solve constipation? They just work it out with a pencil!"

"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""

"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"Audltery We used to brand women with the Scarlet Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley Madison"

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"

"If billionaires were allowed to influence the results on American Idol instead of American elections, there would be rioting in the streets."