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Joke of the Day

"I love pizza too much So I go to the doctor, and doc says, ""You gotta stop eating pizza""! And I say, ""Come on doc, why?"" And doc says, ""Cause I gotta examine you!"""

"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."

"Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls."

"Time to get out of bed and worry from another location."

"When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question."

"What does a German soccer player call his cleats? Das Boots"

"The problem with feminists... The problem with feminists is that they don't stop talking and I just want to fuck them."

"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."

"Knock Knock Whos there"" Allah Allah who? Allahwho akbar"

"What does it mean when a girl likes a 12 inch dick? She has a foot fetish. :D"