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Joke of the Day

"Typed in ""My Penis"" for a password Said it was ""too long."""

"Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!"

"I really only know one thing about Ebola. For some reason, it makes you really wanna go to the airport."

"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."

"Oprah just came out with a line of vibrators They're called ""the O""."

"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"

"Can antelopes get married? No, they cantaloupe."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"Stephen Harper"