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Joke of the Day

"What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill"

"Just once I want to see a highway raised by its loving biological parents."

"How does Mike Tyson say hatred? Hate Thread!"

"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."

"someone stole my chair! deceitful..."

"The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn."

"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""

"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"

"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"

"I don't plan on moving to California anymore. Everything is known to cause cancer in there."