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Joke of the Day

"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."

"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."

"*job interview* ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""Mirrors, puddles of water. Basically anything with a reflective surface."""

"There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Drive-thru 4. Fried"

"Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!"

"PS4/Xbox joke Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"Why do Africans wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows."

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"