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Joke of the Day
"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
Next Joke
"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""
"What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!"
"And the Lord said unto John, '.... come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.' But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Automobile."
"Tell me your best joke?"
"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."
"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet"