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Joke of the Day
"What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise"
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"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"
"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"
"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"
"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."
"Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant... ""Table for 26, please,"" Jesus tells the hostess. ""But there are only 13 of you."" ""Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."""
"CIA: So what did you call that new tracking software we put on everyone's iPhone? NSA: ""U2's New Album"""
"I like TV, I was watching Blue Peter today He's my neighbour with a heart condition who was walking his dog. I asked why he didn't have a pacemaker. He replied ""I can't even keep up with my dog""..."
"What do you call the debut of a new beer? A saison premiere!"
"Apple Products My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free."