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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of these things."

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"

"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."

"Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?"

"My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong."

"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"

"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."

"What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ? They 'turnip' their noses."

"two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted."

"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."