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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer."

"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"

"What's the difference between a dwarf and an STD? Ones a cunning runt the other is a running cunt."

"She said yes! Unfortunately, the question was ""Are you sure you want to break up?"""

"How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach."

"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."

"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"

"You can't run in a camp site. You can only ran because it's past tents."

"Is the word ""necessarily"" exclusively proceeded by the word ""not""? Not necessarily."

"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."