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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer."

"Then there was the noodle who wanted all his life to be an M... but when he finally got his wish, no one believed him cause he was an M pasta..."

"It is said that wearing T-shirts make you feel cooler in Summer I've been wearing a dozen of them but it's still hot like hell. Damn."

"Your chances in Vegas are better than you think. 1 out of 5 times you'll get an std."

"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."

"""Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz,"" Janet cried. ""Where does it stop?"" 8 Chainz frowned. ""14 Chainz doesn't have time for"

"What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe"

"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."

"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"