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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW]What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
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"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."
"What's Hitler's favorite species of shark? The Great White."
"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"
"I saw a truck that works for Stolkholm Home Improvement. I really hope their slogan is ""You'll eventually love it"""
"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store."
"Why cant Mexicans smoke joints? They aint ever got any papers"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked . . . . . . . . . . . . . J.K..................... Rowling"
"Oh dear. This black lady on the Maury show is so upset. I think the gentleman she's been dating has let her down in some way."
"Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? Every month it has the same centerfold."