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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus"
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"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."
"The trick to being happy is to keep a positive outlook: For example, my ongoing effort to break the world record for most ramen eaten while single is going great!"
"What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort? A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!"
"Ebay is way to hard to use I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches."
"Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone"
"Friends only its Dogs but instead of claps in the theme song, barks"
"Engineer's Joke I have a girlfriend!"
"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? They both get picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then come back for more."
"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"