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Joke of the Day
"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."
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"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"
"She changed her mind .. Hope the new one works !! ~TF"
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