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Joke of the Day
"What's black and runny? Usain Bolt."
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"What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken? It staged a coup"
"I've recently been finding myself to be sexually attracted to tall buildings. I guess you could call it a serious Edifice complex."
"You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done."
"Hey, we never talked in high school! Let's be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!"
"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."
""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """
"What's a specimen? A Spanish astronaut"
"What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist? A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own"
"Genie: what is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich Genie: Granted. And what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"