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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."
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"My teacher told me that I am unique But when I told my mom what my teacher said she replied,"" Sweetie, just because you are autistic doesn't make you special""."
"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."
"How can your make 7 even? Take away the ""S"""
"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"
"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit."
"Why can't cats live on Mars ? Because Curiosity kills the cat."
"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."
"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."
"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."