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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."
Next Joke
"Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day. Me: How many more until you get a personality?"
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"
"I was going to use Bing for all my searches ...but I couldn't find myself doing it"
"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."
"Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid."
"Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God."
"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"
"It's only perverted if she says no.."
"I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."