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Joke of the Day

"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"

"Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it? Because there could be an Italian dressing inside."

"Carving a boob from a tree would be pretty cool Wooden tit?"

"A man goes to the library and asks for their best book on suicide! Librarian says ""Oh, we are out of copies on that. People who take it never returns it"""

"What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrrrr Kelly"

"There are only three kinds of mathematicians in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't."

"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."

"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"

"I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin... I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3."

"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""