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Joke of the Day
"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."
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"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."
"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."
"If you tickle a billionaire, will he trickle himself?"
"I was going to get a cheap circumcision but I realized it was a rip off."
"(Animal spelling bee) Owl: Your word is Mississippi Snake: M I Sssssss Sssssssss Badger: *in audience* OH FFS THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."
"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"
"Why do rednecks love Halloween? They get to pump-kin."
"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."