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Joke of the Day
"Fidel Castro's last words Fidel Castro's final words were: ""revive me I have the ray gun"""
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"OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom? ... because Mao is more of a chair man!"
"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"I kept hitting my fingers while trying to nail a sign to my wall... So I said, ""Screw it!"""
"A man once told me that he had never went to the bathroom in his entire life. I told him he was full of shit."
"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."
"I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed."""
"People who email you Spam...Email them Porn! Problem solved "
"Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove."
"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."