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Joke of the Day

"It must really suck to be an Atheist named ""Christian""."

"What do whiteblood cells and Trump have in common? They hate foreigners."

"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"

"What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough? ""Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"""

"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"

"Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say ""arrrrrrhh."") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg."

"I tried getting my girlfriend to do my taxes... But she really wasn't Intuit."

"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."

"The penis is a really strong organ... ... because it can take a beating"

"Pigs CAN fly... They just gotta pay for two seats."