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Joke of the Day
"I tried getting my girlfriend to do my taxes... But she really wasn't Intuit."
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"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."
"I've always been the kind of person who likes to think outside of the box. Although it has harmed my career as a goalkeeper."
"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"
"*looks through telescope* *telescope thinks you're looking at him and waves* *you wave at Jupiter behind* *telescope awkwardly lowers hand*"
"A quick joke... Yesterday I went drinking with the Russians. I almost died. Today I went drinking with some Serbians. I wish I had died yesterday... :D"
"That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone."
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'"
"how did mario find a ghost? He used a luigi board."
"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""