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Joke of the Day

"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"

"There's no such thing as a viral meme (pass it on)"

"A skeleton walks into a bar Tells the bartender, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""

"What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub-woofer"

"If you watch Jaws backwards... Its about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open a beach"

"I think Facebook is ruining my life. I'm going to log off and I'm not coming back...for at LEAST an hour!"

"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Without Women A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"Guy says to a girl, please give me a... ....blowjob."" The girl says, ""can't you be more romantic?"" So the guy says, ""ok, give me a blowjob in the rain."""