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Joke of the Day

"If there was a hero that saved people from awkward conversations, he'd be more popular than Superman."

"What kind of fish is made of just two atoms? 2 Na"

"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"

"How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground? He felt the slack in his dog's leash."

"Pretentious? Moi?"

"Sorry, but the greatest thing since sliced bread is sandwiches. Period."

"Have you ever woken up because of a boner? Alarm cock."

"My life is like a movie where two soulmates meet in line at the grocery store, except I'm the woman behind them buying tampons and cat food."

"Honey, I gained weight to prevent women from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !"