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Joke of the Day
"Why haven't we found aliens yet ? because they are searching for intelligent life too."
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"Teach a man to fish & you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach your kid to make a good martini & you won't give a crap about fish or men."
"What's my favorite machine at the gym? The snack machine."
"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."
"My voicemail message is a 20 second recording of me sighing."
"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"
"What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished."
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"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"