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Joke of the Day
"What beer do elderly rednecks drink? Silver Mullet"
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"Your mom dropped you off today... She was fined for littering"
"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."
"twitter: the only place where you get excited when a stranger follows you"
"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."
"Your mother is so big that... ...when she is in a plane it makes a solar eclipse."
"For Halloween, our daughter is dressing up as joke telling jack-o'-lantern. She's our little pun-kin."
"What would you say to Hitler if he was sick? Hey, ill Hitler!"
"It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in."
"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"