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Joke of the Day
"What would you say to Hitler if he was sick? Hey, ill Hitler!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !"
"what do you call a homosexual plaything? a gayme"
"Why couldn't the banana get a date? It didn't have a peel."
"You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless you sit down before the other guy gets up"
"What's the national bird of Pakistan? US Army Drone"
"Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?"
"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"The Wall Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)"