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Joke of the Day

"Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego... Inflated."

"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."

"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"

"How many women does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work."

"Donuts are made from flour. Flour is made from wheat. Wheat is a plant. Plants are vegetables. Donuts are a vegetable."

"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."

"I won't forget what my Grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"A joke walks into a bar Bartender says, ""Woah! I've never meta joke before!"""