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Joke of the Day

"I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it. What's in the wardrobe? Narnia business."

"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."

"It's easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!"

"I'm shaking what my momma gave me. It's the most darling snowglobe I've ever seen. LOOK AT IT."

"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"

"I had a window smash and impale me in the buttocks today... It was a pane in the ass."

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"I asked one of my friends how his sex life is going. His response: ""I'm holding my own""."

"RRH: Grandma, what big eyes you have. And what big ears you have. And what big TEETH you have! Grandma: You're my least favorite grandchild"

"What do you call an Indian man who fought for years for peace that then transitioned into a woman? Mahatma Gone-D"