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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone says ""you know who you are,"" I always wonder if it's me and I don't realize it."

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"

"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""

"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"Giraffe walks into a bar and says... The hi-balls are on me."

"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."

"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."

"How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they can't change anything."

"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."