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Joke of the Day
"Giraffe walks into a bar and says... The hi-balls are on me."
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"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"
"Coworker just asked me if I'm ""working hard or hardly working"" & now I'm standing over him asking if he's ""bleeding bad or badly bleeding?"""
"When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they're gonna start throwing cutlery at each other."
"What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing."
"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."
"Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians? Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions."
"My parrot was hit by a car today His last words were ""Shit, theres a parrot on the road"""
"My dentist recommended I sleep with a mouth guard, but I'm skeptical insurance even covers who I sleep with."
"Donald Trump like his women like he likes his Geneva Conventions Mostly ignored, but regularly violated."