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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"
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"I added Paul walker on xbox live the other day.. too bad he spends most of his time on the dashboard"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon"
"what's the best part about being a man? no ."
"Why was the cotton candy singing? Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj"
"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."
"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"
"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"
"""What's that?"" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* ""WTH!?!"""
"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"