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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx."
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"There once was a magician who got so angry... That he pulled out his hare."
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"BEYONCE: do u like my album JAY: [thinking to self] if anyone hears this i'll be ruined JAY: [out loud] we should make it a tidal exclusive"
"Dear teenagers always complaining about life.. You've only felt the tip of that dick."
"I'm in favor of spanking children. Their parents are not."
"Dad cooks a deer for dinner... And doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue ""it's what your mother calls me"". The little boy yells ""it's a fucking dick, DONT EAT IT!!"""
"Fireworks? Yes it does."
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