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Joke of the Day

"Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5'9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please"

"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""

"Was gonna buy a new car but got my groceries for the week at Whole Foods instead"

"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."

"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."

"I like my coffee like I like my women, black and from the gas station up the street."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!"

"Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles."