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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like a microwave. She is hot and kills all the babies i put inside her."

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."

"Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes."

"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."

"What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!"

"We would tease Jacob because he had glasses. Once we pulled them of him, but then he began to tease us because we had glasses."

"I was the best fisherman in town. (nsfw) They called me the master baiter. I could also catch many rare fish, and they also called me a pretty good hooker."

"Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Sorry Jimmy Not Know You Were Saving It Jimmy Pick Up Another One On The Way Home"

"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""

"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."