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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like a microwave. She is hot and kills all the babies i put inside her."
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"Adam Sandler"
"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust..."
"My Ex-Girlfriend is Like a Box of Chocolates She'll kill your dog."
"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He died."
"Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?"
"Have you heard the one about the ceiling fan? Oh, it's over your head."
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""