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Joke of the Day

"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."

"Scratching my head trying to recall... What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called ""Curl Up and Dye."""

"Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don't get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case..."

"Why does the Mexican man chain his dog away before the mailman comes? Because his panics."

"Killed my first 8 point buck of the season! But it was with the front end of my truck so fuck my life..."

"I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER."

"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: ""Second door on the right."""

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"What do you call a frozen terrorist? A isilcle"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."