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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer"
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"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"
"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."
"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"
"Your girl may be jealous of the time you spend on your phone. To be fair, it has 4G and she only has one, and it's hard to find its signal"
"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"
"What do you call camp for starving cats? Meow-schwitz."
"Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for ""Race,"" I add a question mark and then write, ""Anytime. Anywhere."""
"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"
"My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road."