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Joke of the Day
"What jedi is the best at opening PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
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"I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better."
"Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o... How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce"
"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."
"I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier... The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!"
"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"
"When someone ends a sentence with ""af"" they were hastily trying to type ""A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME"" but could not make it in time."
"Treadmills should just have one big button that says ""Make Me Look Good Naked."""