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Joke of the Day

"What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses."

"Bad grammar makes me [sic]"

"I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like ""don't be sad"" ""he's not worth it"" ""you deserve better""!"

"How are burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend related? All come from not pulling out on time."

"What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? Surprise subtext."

"A guy just came into this restaurant by himself, ordered a plate of olives, ate them, and left. If you see something, say something."

"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""

"My wife and I have an ongoing game called ""Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House"" that she doesn't know we are playing"

"Help! My husband's too controlling! Edit: No he's not, he's a really nice guy"

"I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail."