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Joke of the Day

"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"

"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."

"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What else smells like blue paint? Solvent abuse rehab"

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways"

"True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet."

"And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites."

"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."

"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. DRE"