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Joke of the Day
"How does Kris Kringle clean his hands? Santatizer"
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"Just finished up some dusting. And by dusting I mean I blew on a shelf and then sneezed 6 times in a row."
"Why do men want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism and comparison."
"Somehow, I must have switched shopping carts while I was at the store. I don't remember buying any of this stuff. Or having an Asian baby."
"Did you hear about the insomniac car-enthusiast conspiracy theorist? He stayed up all night debating whether Porsche did 911."
"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."
"Only use ""extra virgin"" to describe olive oil that doesn't even think about fucking."
"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""
"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? ...Deer balls, They're under a buck!"