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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"

"Arguing with women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you."

"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."

"What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust."

"Why does windows 9 not exist? Because 7 8 9."

"You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen"

"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"

"What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl in the 1940s? With a dustpan."

"Dad, did you let the parrot name me? - Haha, no that's ridiculous, Brock."

"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"